fri 14 sep 2007 23:22:34 raamgracht
i promised to write all this down...
luana came to amsterdam on the airline of satan, named "malev" because they are malevolent. as you know, malevolent means "wanting the bad" or "really not very nice". so she had a demonic and hellish flight. at first, she was not sure if the plane was even strong enough to get up in the air at all. then, a man sitting nearby leaned over and opened his satchel which should belong to jack the ripper, and then he made some spurious gestures as if he were ritually doing relaxation exercises, or planning to kill the passengers. so this frightened them, and then the passengers drank two glasses of very strong demonic red wine, which upon landing at schiphol rendered them helpless to tote their own luggage. by some miracle they all got to amsterdam safely.
did i mention she was on flight 666?
but ... did they bring a tiny piece of satan with them? i dunno. maybe not. for someone who had just flown on flight 666 of satan's own airline, my dinner guest at nw was very *not* bloodthirsty. she sent her tournedos back to be cooked some more.
ok that's it for now. i have to work tomorrow.