sun 17 feb 2008 10:18:15 — witte de withstraat
gelatinous cat
i now have a small gelatinous cat in front of my mouse pad -- a gift from pani ani. the cat is translucent and squishy, about the size of a short penis. i'm to rest my right wrist on it while using the computer. this is to prevent "repetitive stress" injury from prolonged clicking and dragging.
i realize people reading this 5000 years from now may not know what clicking and dragging are, or what a computer is. sorry. it's a wonder you guys get internet at all.
and for those of you 5000 years from now who don't know how big a short penis is: it's about the size of a FEBO kroket.