fri 02 mar 2001 12:00:00 allston, ma
the "cyderwinder" episode
[these are notes i transcribed from an impromtu brainstorm with rob p, jenny? amanda? aj and i think that's it, sometime in 2001 when i was borrowing the juicer from d and we had made a drink of juiced apples and vodka. i think rob came up with the name and many of the surreal marketing ideas. sgc.]
fresh-juiced apples plus vodka
a type of music goes with the drink
apple cinnamon cyderwynder™
make outlandish claims. it clears hiccups. old new england butch drink.
a small orgazm in a big mug
so how does it feel to be 26?
fine, now that i have my cyderwynder™.
so how does it feel to have been convicted for fraud and sent away for 20 years?
it's okay, i've got my cyderwynder™.
so how does it feel to be on mr blackwell's worst dressed list?
great. i've got cyderwynder™.
good to the last byte.
the pope likes it too!
queen elizabeth swears by it.
official drink of the north american slackers team
no snakes were harmed in the making of this beverage.
do it for the drink.
quench a deeper thirst.
drink deeply, or don't drink at all.
with an apple next to it. drink different.
are you worthy?
just drink it.
in accordance with the prophecy.
drink and be apocryphal.
made from the tree of the fruit of knowledge.
adam & eve.
return to paradise.
return to innocence.
has to be served in a wide-brimmed mug.
by popular demand.
warning. this drink has been known to cause albinism.
do you dare?
line of cyderwynder™ apparel & accessories
savory sidewinder = lobster & tomato juice
the official juice machine of cyderwynder™
the official vodka of cyderwynder™
the official mug of cyderwynder™
the official apple of cyderwynder™
the official apple juice of cyderwynder™
trademark. we're in the business of marketing ideas surrounding this word.
introduce it at raves.
cyderwynder™ taste test — pitting one apple against the other.
the cyderwynder™ bowl
just in time delivery
i need 24 bottles for this weekend
a still out in the woods.
in paradise there's a private place called "hell"
heaven's dark side
official drink of the damned
warning: may induce mirthless laughter
cast out of your favorite bar again? (with a picture of satan?)
win a fabulous prize
smirnoff, absolut, ketel one, altay
there is a living man behind the bar
who will give this to you.
whip it up.